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HEY EVERY      !

WELCOME 2 MY [[Web Site]]

THE [Officially Unofficial] WEBSITE OF S

SPAMT0N   !!!11!1!!!!!1!1!11!

I AM [Working Day and Night] TO [updated!] THIS WEBSITE

WITH THE BEST [deals] AND [CRAZY PRICES!]     !!

[Who is] SPAMTON G.   SPAMTON ?

I AM SP AMTON :]

[[Want A Break From The Ads?]] TOO BAD!!!1!!!!! !!!1!11111!!   I AM A [Best Salesman] !!!!1!

I AM JUST A [man with a plan]. AND I AM [Screaming] IN THIS [[World Wide Web]]!!1!!!!!1!!!!!

GOOD [GRAVY] !!!1!

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TH1S [Automobile] IS ON [[January Sales]] FOR [£1.95] !

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I WILL   [die] THIS DEA

THIS DEAL IS/ SO G0OD !!1!!!!!1

[[As Seen On TV!]]

SPAMTON HAS BEEN  FEATURED IN [[Cerebeal Overwrite Dissorder: Diagnosis and treatment]]

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CONTACT     SPAMTON

S PAMTON

NO MATTER HOW [[Hard In The Sauce]] ,THEY CAN'T KEEP THESE [DEALS] DOWN!!!!!1!!!1!

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YOU  ARE A [Millionth Customer]   !!

I AM GOING [[Cuckoo For Contraband]] !!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!

[Pick Up The Damn Phone] AND WHY IS IT STILL   RINGING ???????????/??????//??////////??????

THE SLIME

THE     SLIME

[Locally sourced from] UP MY                        !!!!!1!1!!!1!!!!

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IT,S

IT'S A  CAR THAT IS   [100% organic & vegan ingredients] !!!!!!!!!11!! !!!!1111!!!!1!!!1

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THIS C,AR IS

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