HEY EVERY !
WELCOME 2 MY [[Web Site]]
THE [Officially Unofficial] WEBSITE OF S
SPAMT0N !!!11!1!!!!!1!1!11!
I AM [Working Day and Night] TO [updated!] THIS WEBSITE
WITH THE BEST [deals] AND [CRAZY PRICES!] !!
[Who is] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON ?
I AM SP AMTON :]
[[Want A Break From The Ads?]] TOO BAD!!!1!!!!! !!!1!11111!! I AM A [Best Salesman] !!!!1!
I AM JUST A [man with a plan]. AND I AM [Screaming] IN THIS [[World Wide Web]]!!1!!!!!1!!!!!
GOOD [GRAVY] !!!1!
[By The Nines Divines]!1!1!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING !!!1!!!1!!1!11
TH1S [Automobile] IS ON [[January Sales]] FOR [£1.95] !
BUY NOW AT [[BIGSHOT_AUTOS]]!!!1!!1!!!
I WILL [die] THIS DEA
THIS DEAL IS/ SO G0OD !!1!!!!!1
[[As Seen On TV!]]
SPAMTON HAS BEEN FEATURED IN [[Cerebeal Overwrite Dissorder: Diagnosis and treatment]]
W0WW!!! !1 ! ! !! ! !!!!! ! !!!!!
[BIGSHOT] ON THE [BIG SCREEN]!!1!!!!1!! !!1! !!
YOU WAN T IT?????/
[Savour The Flavour] OF THIS NEW CAR !!!1!!!!!1!!!1!!!!11!1!!!1!!
ONLY [[$3 per oz]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!1! [Bargain!]
CONTACT SPAMTON
S PAMTON
NO MATTER HOW [[Hard In The Sauce]] ,THEY CAN'T KEEP THESE [DEALS] DOWN!!!!!1!!!1!
I JUST KEEP ON [[Truckin']] WHETH;ER YOU [[Like And Subscribe]] OR NOT!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
YOU ARE A [Millionth Customer] !!
I AM GOING [[Cuckoo For Contraband]] !!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!
[Pick Up The Damn Phone] AND WHY IS IT STILL RINGING ???????????/??????//??////////??????
THE SLIME
THE SLIME
[Locally sourced from] UP MY !!!!!1!1!!!1!!!!
[[Just Like New!]]
IT,S
IT'S A CAR THAT IS [100% organic & vegan ingredients] !!!!!!!!!11!! !!!!1111!!!!1!!!1
0NL/Y A [3 gold nuggets]
WHAT!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11111!!1!!!!!!1!11!1111!!!!!!!!
[[EasyBake]]ING YOU A
STAY TUNE FOR IT !!!!111!1!!!1!!!
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IM,PORTANT [[Data collection]]
COMPLETE THIS [[Survey]] FOR A [FREE COINS] !!!1!!!!!1!111!!1!
PICTURE OF, MY [but whole]
CARS UP THE [[KAZOO]] !!!11!!!1!!!!
THIS C,AR IS
Help me
OH NO !!111!!!!!1!1!!!!!
IT L0OK'S LIKE [$%!&]
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